(To: Oh, Come All Ye Faithful)

(Good for slow drinkers at the Down Down, hurrying up barmaids or slow beermasters and mismanagement.)

Why are we waiting,
Could be masturbating,
Oh, why are we wa-ai-ting,
So fuck-ing long.
Why are we wait-ing,
Could be fornicating,
Oh, why-y are we wait-ing?
Oh, why-y are we wait-ing?
Oh, why-y are we wait-ing,
So fucking long!

(repeat as needed)

(Cleaner version for public singing.)

Why are we wait-ing,
Why-y are we waiting,
Oh, why are we wa-ai-ting
Oh why, why, why?
Why are we wait-ing,
Why-y are we wa-ai-ting?
Oh, why-y are we wait-ing?
Oh, why-y are we wait-ing?
Oh, why-y are we wait-ing,
Oh, why, why, why?
(repeat as needed)

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As used by Tien Shani HHH only as an ending to any other song:

Why are we waiting?
Could be masturbating!

Used to signal the point at which any beer left in the pisspot should be dumped on one's head.