Father Abrahami had seven sons.
And seven sons had Father Abrahami.
And he never laughed,
And he never cried,
All he did was go like this.
With a left. (Hold left arm out, moving hand to vertical and back again, and sing chorus while doing it.)
(Stop moving arm and drop to side, then start over.)
With a left, (Start moving left arm again.)
And a right. (Start moving right arm in same fashion at same time as left, then sing chorus again while doing so. This goes on adding movements in order with each verse.)
With a left,
And a right,
And a left (Start moving left leg back an forth to side along with the arms.)
With a left,
And a right,
And a left,
And a right, (Now you are doing jumping jacks)

(At this point, the Tien Shani HHH skips right to the end, making the just a "Hah!" noise without the butt clenching gesture.)

(Repeat the limb positions, then:)
And a Hooh! (Thrust out your butt, do chorus with the jumping jacks, shouting "Hooh!" and doing the butt thrust after "Father Abraham and at the end of each line except the last.)
(Repeat the previous positions, then:)
And a Hah! (Thrust your pevis forward and ending with the chorus like this:)
Father Abrahami (Hooh! Hah!) had seven sons (Hooh! Hah!)
And seven sons had Father Abrahami (Hooh! Hah!)
And he never laughed (Hooh! Hah!)
And he never cried (Hooh! Hah!)
All he did was go like this- (Thrust out your butt, grab your ankles, and make a loud farting noise.)