Sounds like somebody we know.

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I'm a dirty smelly hasher.
Chasing hares is what I do.
I check down trails in the afternoon,
Drink by the light of the moon.
I love mud and blood and brambles,
Toxic waste and smelly goo.
(tempo change)
Dirty shoes and bloody knees,
And a real bad case of scabbies,
I am a hasher how 'bout you.
I'm a drunken beer soaked hasher.
Draining kegs is what I do.
For breakfast I must have some oatmeal stout,
For lunch it's a Guiness or two.
For dinner, I must do some thinking,
Sam's or Pete's or maybe microbrew.
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But when I'm hashing give me Shafer's,
Give me Busch or Miller,
'Cause I am a drunken hasher.
Are you a drunken hasher?
I am a drunken hasher too.
I'm a horny sex staved hasher.
Chasing tail is what I do.
I came to _______ just to get a lay,
Ended up screwing ___________,
I love kinky sex and spankings,
Naval shots and butt chugs too.
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Give me dildos, give me butt plugs,
Give me whips and bondage,
'Cause I am a Horny Hasheri.
Are you a Horny Hasheri?
I am a Horny Hasheri too.