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Submitted by Digital Dildo on 20 August, 2002 - 18:32.
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Tien Shan Beer Availability
Tien Shani Beer seems to be unavailable in the Merrimack Valley (under the shade of Boston Hill) area of Taxachusetts, US of A, so I would like to apply for a distributorship.
Can I get it in those cool bedpan shaped containers? I believe they would definitely improve the nectar contained within, enhancing the overall consumption experience for at least as long as one manages to keep it down !!
A Nonny Mouse
Congrats on New Site!!!!!
Hey, I don't want to be an Anonymous Hasher, but the site won't let me reveal my identity. I earned my Hash Name honestly and acquired it through a great deal of pain, suffering and humiliation (where did that Dominatrix go, anyway?). I want to use my name!! I want to proclaim it to the highest peaks!!! I WANT ALL THE WORLD TO KNOW OF RINKELDIK, AND THE DAMAGE HE WROUGHT (ROT)!!!! Hey, just had a thought--my first in a long time. Maybe I can only put my name in if I log in properly. But I just signed up, and would have to go back to my email to get the password, and then I'd have to get out of this site, and then maybe the connection would be broken, AND THEN MAYBE MY MESSAGE WOULD BE LOST AND...(time to a few deep breaths out of a brown paper bag). There, that's better.
This is a very impressive and informative site--my congratulations to all. Too bad the 1999 pictures really relate to runs in 2000 (but then, that's the Hash way). It's nice to touch base with some of my old confreres, even if only electronically and out of some neurotic need caused by accident shortly after birth.
Just a quick update. When I left Almaty in the spring of this year to follow in the footsteps of Tito, I found no Hash in Podgorica. So I started one. At first, it was going well, but then the spring/summer hit. Hash Runs--fun as they are--appear to be no match for Adriatic beaches. And the foreign crew here is both small (in number--haven't checked their equipment) and conservative (the actions to Swing Low, Sweet Chariot had the other consultants--whose average age qualifies them for Civil War pensions--blushing so much I got sunburnt). So we suspended the Hash. I may restart it, now that the main season is over, but we shall see.
Everything's going pretty well here. The project was downsized, and a bunch of consultants were sent home, but I survived--due largely to my threats to invite some of the more obnoxious members of the TSH (although rating the degrees of obnoxiousness (obnoxiety?) would have been difficult). In fact, it looks like I've been extended to the end of March, and possibly a considerable time beyond.
Nurgul's pregnant again. I think I'm the father. (I should probably look into a vasectomy, but in this part of the world that involves the vigourous application of two large rocks). Nurgul will probably be returning to Almaty to pop the kid (the medical system there isn't much better than here, but at least she'll have her family). I'll probably go back with her for the first week of January, return here, and go back the middle of February to pick up mother-and-new-child (and old child, for that matter). I'll make sure Erik and I drop in for a run or two (Nurgul will probably beg off for some wimpy reason).
We're going back to Calgary for Thanksgiving (October in Canada--the frost comes earlier to our veggies). Nurgul meets Mama. Sounds like some David Cronenberg movie.
Well, bye for now. If anyone's interested in contacting me (if only to whine or accuse), I can be reached at sinkalip@hotmail.com. If you're ever in the area, please call.
RINKELDIK
P.S. The local beer here is much better than Tien Shan; however, my muscles have shrunk because I no longer have to use a wrecking bar to get the tops off the bottles.
Photos
Yes, I was right. Now my name appears in all its glory.
Just wanted to let you know that if you go to my MSN photo page,
http://groups.msn.com/RichardWebbsFamily/home.htm ,
I have an album entitled Hash House Harriersi, containing 24 Hash pictures from the TSH. Some are repetitions of the ones you already have, but you might want to copy some of the others onto your site. I think I provided dates and comments for each photo, so you can fit them in where appropriate. Also, there is a picture of Jingle Ballsi in the Friends album.
Q: Is there any way I can send messages like this directly to the webmaster (I couldn't find a link to an email address)?
Walking is for women only
Let's Just say I am of the higher ups in the Hash Commitee and I fancy walking the trails every Sunday. I will however run them if I ste the trail. Such as the erection runi, which will of course get everyone up and breathing hard. So guess who I am?
Visit
Dear Sir / Madam
i found your web site on the internet and like it very much, i give you 10 !
i will visit Almaty in April and i need to rent a small, furnished, renovated one bed room apartment in downtown area with hot water, TV, phone and bathroom, is USD 150 / month ok ? i will stay there for one month, could you help me to find one ?
i will pay USD 30 for the service.
i also need a letter of visa support to get a visa, could you help me with this ?
i will pay USD 30 for the service.
i live in Toronto-Canada and will fly to Frankfurt on 03 April, then fly to Almaty, could you let me know the prices of one way and two ways ticket of Frankfurt - Almaty ?
i will go to Bishkek and Tashkent as well, then fly back to Almaty from Tashkent, then fly back to Frankfurt on July 06, so please give me the price of one way ticket from Tashkent to Almaty too,
if i book now, can i pay late when i arrive the airport of Frankfurt on 04 April ?
Best regards
Lee
Toronto
Canada
Umm...
Hashers are a social group of local and expatriates, and not a travel agency or apartment hunting service.
If you need a letter of invitation or ticket prices, contact a travel agency such as Central Asia Tourism. Their website is at http://www.centralasiatourism.com. Fares for flights can be gotten from US-based websites such as Travelocity or Expedia.
If you need to find an apartment, contact a real estate agency such as Scot Holland Estates. Their website is at http://www.realestate.kz.
Need 4 information...
Hi Fellow HHH'ers.
I would like to know what are the living/working conditions for a single female with two Alaskan Malamutes? What about access to internet, mail etc, genrally communication/telecommunications? What are the difficulties one can face being on your own (ie getting a car, housing etc, work environment..)what vaccination etc do I need?
would appreciate any, ANY piece of information from anyone.
Thanx
Whinging Cow
hsitki@hotmail.com
From Jackmaster
No problems about conditions in Almaty. It's expat heaven if you don't miss the beach.
You may want to ask RinkelDick, seen below, about the dogs. He also had two big Canadian dogs, at once, and can share some experiences.
RinkelDink & Alaskan Malamutes.
Dear RinkelDink,
I am told by Jack master that you have or have had two big Canadian caninies in Almaty. I am planning to bring my two Malamutes when I get there. What sort of things shall I look for/do/inject/prepare etc for them?
Grateful for any-any- information you can say.
PS I am not sure how to find your 'comments' on the message board.
Thanxz
Whinging Cow.
Lost Tien Shan Hashers
On-Oni and greetings from the Asuncion HHH in steamy Paraguay. We have inherited one of your former hashers who won't tell us what hash name you gave her. She appears to have run with the hash in Almaty in 1998 and the years immediately before. Her name is Karen W. --- tall, blond, good singing voice, anchored the walking group, most likely. Anyone care to help us surprise here with this blast from the past? Write us at assuncionhhh@yahoo.com.
Next time in Paraguay, come check us out. The Web Page Nobody Reads: www.geocities.com/assuncionhhh. On-Oni, Burnt Sox, Dick-Tator
BBC Documentary
I'm a producer for the BBC in London. We're about to make a four-part series on the 'Stans'. From the time I had a toilet seat place over my head whilst I drank beer from a potty in Ghana, I have been determined to film with a hash and now may be my chance!
We will be in Kazakhstan from March 30th for about 12 days. Does this coincide with a hash and would it be possible to film one?
Many thanks for your help
Will Daws
will.daws@bbc.co.uk
T-shirt, pliz?
HHHi,
I am Trudge-Fuddle, late of the Cairo Hash ('83-'84). I am very nostalgic.
I want your snazziest T-shirt (men's medium, or large). If any 'Merkins there, could you please bring back shirt to USA -- I will send check to your US address, prepaying for shirt and mailing same to me:
Larry Stout
22457 Oceanside Avenue
Port Charlotte, FL 33952
USA
e-mail: nasrene@earthlink.net
ON ON & ON
Trudge-Fuddle Himself
A not so soggy day in Jakarta
Hello boys'n'girls
Went out with the Batavia hash here in Jakarta and got so drunk it scared me.Quit drinkin' then and focused on the imporant things in life.Me and Bumblebeei are up to something - I'll let her tell you what.
Anybody Know how to contact AArik (5.5%) Urbanas ? My email is philcawthorn@yahoo.co.uk .
Enjoyed looking at all the pictures of you lot snowbound ; it's hot as buggery here.
Whelp , All the best , Rock'n'roll
Soggy (fuckin hate this name ) biscuit
HI! I'm Miss Lucky and Crazy
When will we see new photos from 6. 04 Hash?
Re: Looks like a great group
Just surfing the hash web sites. Almaty looks like a great place and great place to hash. I was struck by how modernized the city looks. From the pic's it looks like any place in the US, Germany, England. I was surprised. R most of y'all embassy or international business types?
Anyways, look like ur all having a good time.
On On
Froot Loop
frootloop@satx.rr.com
Re:
Anonymous Hasher wrote on Thu, 01/01/1970 - 00:00:
Hello hashers,
I was just wandering in internet and found your site!!! It is very, very interesting. My question is - Can a local guy (kazakh) to join your club or it is only for expats?
Thank you,
Alik
May I come to a HHH meeting?
Anonymous Hasher:
...on Sunday without registering on this site?
I have a few more questions, how many people are usually hanging out there, what is culturally expected from a newcomer (your "VIRGIN") in terms of behaviour?
Tnx, Baur Izmailov
baurizm@mail.ru (www.domkz.narod.ru)
FYI
Enough people to have fun and yourself.
Sit&Spin soon in Almaty
Anonymous Hasher:
Please contact Sit and Spin from FHHH, who wants to join the crowd for more HHH. I could not find an email address of you to contact on this site, unfortunately. Please contact me asap and crash space or decent accomodation would be more than wonderful should you have any ideas. THANKS A LOT for a seriously helpful reply to:
ninaballerina@web.de
Hope to see you soonon
Nina Sedano
Sit&Spin
still seeking P. E.
My apologies if this came through twice--I'm still trying to figure out how to use this format. I'm wondering if the Premature Ejaculation listed as a member is the same one who used to live in Izmir, many moons ago?
Sinbad (currently of Denver)
stougas@earthlink.net
Also needs a title...
I noticed the above picture in the 2000 archives. I can tell you a bit about it, although I was mostly drunk at the time, so I don't know how accurate my recollection is. This was the Hash at which Hamish (MMF) almost died. You will find him in the picture at the far left, wearing shorts. The Hash was run in the spring at Al-Atau, or one of those Al-places in the mountains. I forget who set it--probably someone sadistic like Jonny Black. Anyway, MMF was fine early on, as the run was in the sun. But once we hit the shade, he was in trouble. Lost Cause led the way. Being the only animate object in the world lighter than helium, she floated across the snow like Christ water-skiing on the Dead Sea. But MMF--being a multi-stone concentration of cholesterol and clumsiness--sunk to his eyeballs in the deep snow with each step. He was actually getting hypothermia and starting to shake. Someone gave him a jacket, and I gave him my gloves (I was given a down-down later for being too helpful). I think that was also the Hash at which Spermbank and I were given our Hash names (which would place it in late February). It was cold, we had beer poured all over us, and then we found that there was no hot water in the lodge. The name "Rinkeldik" was generous--under the circumstances, "Nodik" would have been a more accurate description. So I hope that background gives you some idea of what to name the picture.
All my best to the Hash--I've hashed in Montenegro, Albania and India, and none of them compares to the Almaty Hash.
RINKELDIK
Winter Hash Weekend
I see by the poll that so far Chimbulak is the choice. If I may be so bold as to express my comments...Thank you. As you all know, Chimbulak can get pretty crowded on the weekends, expensive, very little room at the inn, long lines at the lift, poor service, not to mention the new housing developments wrecking most of the old trails from previous years (I would not want to be the first Hasher to be shot cutting through another persons property). In my opinion, Chimbulak seems to have lost it's ambiance as far as the Hash goes.
Now on the other hand, at Alma Tau, (if we book early) can have a nice hostel, nice wooded trails, good restaurant, and even a disco housed in an old munitions bunker. The Almaty Hash has been there before(please see the pic's)and had a blast. In my opinion, this location suites the Almaty HHH to a tee.
Just one Almaty Hashers opinion.
On On,
Captain Party
4th of July
It's no wonder if Pencil Pusher does not check this site but If he does just want him to know that there will be final soccer game at 1:45 am July 5, 2004. Can he think about some place for us to go and watch the game as well as have Tien Shan Beer...
What a weekend it is going to be!!!
Captain Party party
HASH (my favorite of course)
Final soccer game with beer
All I need is to get laid and I will be the happiest man in the world....
Sincerely,
Where do I get Tien Shan Beer
Where do I get Tien Shan Beer?
Tien Shan Beer
Do you know where I can purchase it in the US or who makes it or imports it???
Tein Shan Beer
Who makes and or distributes the beer? I visited Astana and Almaty about two years ago and I actually loved it! The beer was the best beer I have ever had. I have to get more of it somehow. Please help me.
US Dude
Monkey Circus in Town
What a monkey circus I have witnessed on Sunday of August 8, 2004.
Hey guys, if you cannot drink at all (especially Pumpkin Eater), then do not!!! At least this DRUNK MONKEY had guts to come to Douglas and appologized for the mess. One good thing for him...
I do not why Saltanat MAMA-Monkey and Pink traffic Daugter-Monkey poured water on Trinitis Bitch while he was talking to other people(well, as I was told and saw it myself several times, these two monkeys always do some unpredictable and stupid things) but they underestimated his friend's (Drunk Monkey) stupid behaviour.
I am sure these three monkeys are reading my message. My point is that if you flirt with each other, do not get other HASHERs involved (as it happened on Sunday) in your mating. I hope many HASHERs will agree that we need neither ZOO nor Circus.
Cheers
reply from Trinity's Bitch
"I really appreciate everybody else's behavior at Hash. Cause we all
come there to have fun. But when it ends in quarrel, it's f@#$%d up.
Moreover, one Hasher fell ill. So next time let's think about each other and think twice before doing something that could be considered stupid."
Re: Re: from Trinity's Bitch
I hope everybody who was involved in last hash incident read Digital
Dildo message. I think we all should follow his advice and take week off.
Besides, Pumpkin Eater we'll have to take Nail for sightseeing tour. So I truly believe that such a mess will never repeat again when we meet in 2 weeks.
Cheers everybody. And for those who fell ill: "get recovered soon!"
We really need some time to cool down. Or Hash will become a real
monkey circus.
Cheers,
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Trinity's Bitch reply to Pink Traffic
Pink Traffic,
Id like to excuse myself but it seems I cant be a hare this week due to the fact that Ill be busy.
Thanx a lot!!!